Join us for this hilarious and cooperative adventure!

Totally Real Human Adults is a chaotic, cooperative RPG where players embody a stack of animals in a trench coat trying to pass as a single convincing human adult through a gauntlet of everyday tasks and social absurdities.

In Totally Real Human Adults, you and your friends play as a collection of small, determined creatures stacked inside a trench coat, attempting to navigate the mundane-yet-mystifying rituals of adult human life—things like riding the bus, surviving a job interview, or mastering the etiquette of a dinner party. The game revels in the absurdity of ordinary life filtered through wildly unqualified eyes. Whether you're an anxious octopus trying to operate a coffee machine or a mantis shrimp panicking during small talk, the fun comes from improvising solutions, failing hilariously, and barely keeping it together in front of deeply suspicious humans. Your shared "Credibility Rating" is all that stands between you and total exposure.

It’s a game of teamwork and chaos, where each player controls one part of the “human,” with specific responsibilities based on their place in the stack: top handles the talking, middle handles the hands, and bottom handles the walking. Everyone has their own stat layout and creature-based special abilities—like "Hyperpunch" or "Screaming"—that may or may not help in delicate social situations. Every success, near miss, or total disaster becomes a story, as your crew attempts to stay convincing long enough to complete your very normal day. It’s unpredictable, goofy, and packed with collaborative storytelling moments that reward quick thinking, group coordination, and a love of delightful nonsense.

What to Expect:

⚔️ Roleplaying is encouraged but not required.

⚔️ The event is open to players of all experience levels.

⚔️ The event style is a mix of theater of the mind, token visual aids, and occasional use of minis, maps, and props.

⚔️ Pre-generated character sheets are available for ease of play.

Fuel up for your quest! We've got a cafe stocked with delicious goodies, from pizza to burgers. And wash it all down with craft beers, sodas, teas, and more. (Please leave your outside food and drinks at home.)

The cost of adventure? Just $7 (plus tax) per person. That gets you a clean play space, a library of games for tons of fun, and most importantly, a blast!

Let us know you're joining us by reserving your spot below (you can pay in advance or save your spot and pay at the door).